At least once, you’ve done this.

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait…
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.

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When i look back on people that i used to like

letsmakeitasecret:

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[] Single [] Taken [x] Texting Yo Bitch Right Now

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